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– Axios87 92 points agone +97 / -5

Theyre going to have to remove Ukraine too because it's gonna be part of Russia once more shortly

– deleted 28 points ago +44 / -16

– zooty eleven points ago +11 / -0

Recursion: meet recursion

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– deleted 1 betoken ago +1 / -0

honestly equally long as they don't commit mass genocide I'll be ok with it

superpowers gonna try and superpower, US does the aforementioned stuff

– deleted 3 points ago +4 / -i

God doesn't exist. Pitiful to ruin your fairytale.

– deleted viii points agone +10 / -2

– Pasty 6 points ago +eight / -2

Y'all don't matter. God does.

– magalee 6 points ago +vii / -1

Damn son, they telling you to GTFO. Mayhap you lot vest with the fags on reddit?

– 575guy -2 points agone +i / -3

😂😂 earth is flat y'all thought you lot were spinning and flying on a magic infinite ball

Yep it's been a piggy bank for United states elites for decades. Fuck them

Before long to be the Ukraine Sea.

nah only rename it to Iran per Biden.

And Belarus.

While they're at it, may also do Kazakhstan, Chenya, and possibly even Georgia.

The authors for the bee deserve a yuuge raise. These peeps are doing great piece of work and bigly!

They take reader submissions for headlines! You accept to exist a subscriber. I sent them a picayune money and got the login only never used it.

This is supposed to be a joke, just I really wouldn't put this behind the big tech and regime partnership of the future.

I tin hear it now... "You idiot, Prc can't invade Taiwan...Taiwan isn't a real place"

Nosotros live in clown world at present, anything is possible.

– libman 4 points ago +5 / -ane

Mainland china tin't take Taiwan, because Taiwan doesn't want to be a part of China.

Crimea, Donbas, and Ossetia want to re-join Russia.

Do you lot understand the difference between consensual sex and rape?

Oh, then if California, Oregon, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, and Texas decide they want to function of Mexico again, we volition just let them?

I don't recollect so! Screw your stupid rape illustration. We'll rape their asses to hell and back before we permit that happen.

Ummm yes, if the bulk of people in a statr want it, of course, why the fuck would we want a agglomeration of people unhappy to exist part of the the US???

Simply of form your scenario is non even shut to being truthful, then cease being such a retard

So majority rules, then? Is that non just Democracy, which is tyranny of the majority, as opposed to Republic, which is designed in such a fashion as to protect the rights of all, exist they the majority or the minority?

How could yous e'er verify if the bulk of people wanted it, even, though? That is one of the crucial issues with democracy. Accurate elections in republics are overwhelmingly hard enough; but counting every vote for every effect? That'southward absurdity and merely a facade for oligarchy.

On that notation, what of payment? If some rich billionaire wants to harvest a minority segment of the population (say farmers in a hyper-urban land) for every single penny they're worth, what stops that billionaire from simply paying enough people to get their majority to vote for them? We see similar issues in the form of handouts and welfare in Republics, but at the to the lowest degree the rights of all are all the same supposed to be enshrined. If a state could just secede on whim so accept full disregard for any and all rights previously enshrined, what's the point of rights or a Constitution at all?

And herein lies the crux of the clash between the private and the commonage. I'm non specifically arguing for "ane thing or the other", my personal stance lies in the zone betwixt; I'm but presenting counterarguments to you rather rigid and cartel I say misguided proposed organisation.

Nah. That'due south our fucking land, not United mexican states's.

Also, you're in no position to claim anybody is a retard you lot retarded fuck.

If they don't want to be in the US, they are gratis to exit. They don't get to take United states of america territory with them

The neo-confederates here build their unabridged worldview on the unlimited correct of secession, of states, counties, wards, right down to the individual. It is centrifugal force without gravity, atomization

I back up their right to secede as individuals. If they don't similar information technology here they can gtfo. I'll be damned though if they recall they can rip my country apart and kick me out simply because I alive in one of the "incorrect" states or counties or cities or whatever idiocy pollutes their minds.

These idiots are simply astounding. They think democrats are ripping this state apart, but the solution isn't to rip the land autonomously. This country has always been divided. That's the nature of a cocky governed people.

– libman 0 points agone +ii / -2

Oh, so if California, Oregon, Arizona, New United mexican states, Utah, Nevada, and Texas make up one's mind they want to office of Mexico again, nosotros volition merely let them?

Yes.

But all those states are nowhere close to that.

What we need is Rexit - Republican County Secession:

https://patriots.win/p/141YWlIVYX/rexit--carmine-county-secession--the/c/

We'll rape their asses to hell and back before nosotros let that happen.

You are fighting for communism.

Oh hell no. We don't need whatsoever secession. I'grand non willing to give away i sq inch, and I'm non willing to be cut out of my country. If you call back otherwise, the enemy you remember y'all face up has but grown.

If you lot call up I'm fighting for communism, then you're dumber than a box of fucking rocks. The just matter I will fight for is my wife, my girl, and my dwelling. Don't fuck with any of those things.

I don't get the chiselled aversion to secession. Information technology's just a natural miracle—the borders between countries are totally arbitrary, and they shuffle effectually over time. Why cling to an abstruse notion of a nation defined by such made upwardly boundaries?

I sympathize not wanting to sacrifice, for example, militarily valuable portions of the US, just that's more than a strategic argument. I just retrieve resisting gradual re definition of borders is like trying to resist entropy itself

The aversion is unproblematic. I'm non going to exist kicked out of my country just because I live in the "wrong" country and am surrounded by idiots.

– libman -iii points ago +1 / -4

Oh hell no. We don't need whatever secession.

Yous must really similar the taste of Joe Biden'due south ass.

The country will continue moving in the socialist direction.

What happened to in one case-Republican California will happen to Texas.

That is demographically inevitable.

Freedom is simply possible when the producers can divide themselves from the parasites.

The simply inevitability in life is decease. How we die may non be up to u.s.a., but what we die for just might be

You must really be an idiot.

– Riolinda three points ago +iii / -0

I know, clown earth makes satire seem real

– bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Environmental racism strikes again.

– deleted 3 points ago +5 / -2

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The BEE is ever spot on.

Oh no! Climate modify happened over there 😱 kek

USPS and FedEx no longer delivering post social club brides.

Until Ladybugs Graham finds out.

So Sakhalin is now Japanese?

what other land would information technology belong to?

– dc53dc53 iv points ago +iv / -0

Oh no, now what'due south going to keep Scandinavia from floating away?

– NavySTG 5 points agone +5 / -0

I don't know, only Hank Johnson has been put in charge to make certain Scandinavia doesn't capsize.

No, the polar ice caps finally melted.

Don't give them whatsoever ideas!

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– Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Japan owns the Kuril Islands at present too

Tsk tsk tsk, apple missed a office, Kalingrad survives.

I belly laughed on that one.

The Bee....the but REAL news around!!

– SCP0073 two points ago +two / -0

That Northwest Mongolian coast must be a delight this time of yr.

– jack1989 1 point agone +1 / -0

Russia is fucking huge

Practise notation most projections inflate stuff by the poles on 2d maps.

Russia is All the same huge, only practice keep that in mind when comparison nation sizes like that. It's actually pretty interesting to look upwards the sizes to calibration when overlayed on top of each other. Alaska is another one that is huge but not nearly equally big as the projections make it expect.

– libman i bespeak ago +ane / -0

I run into Ukraine stole Crimea and Donbas once more for the third time (after 1922 and 1991)...

Did they also steal Kaliningrad and Sakhalin?! 😲

That should brand a dent in global warming.

– NoahGav i point ago +1 / -0

It's really the N Cathay Body of water. Always has been.

Then simply remove China from the map. Trouble solved.

Ah yes, the great Nordic Penis.

"We've always been at war with the east Atlantic Ocean!"

This shit made me legit lmao.

Ooo... those Ruskies are gonna be pissed that the Bee thinks Sakhalin Isle belongs to Japan...

Can we remove China too delight? Holy fuck that would create some neat places to go sailing.

– CaptRied 1 point ago +i / -0

This is excellent. It is similar to the Muslims maps that don't include Israel.

Hilarious, and probably truthful.

– Kavantar 1 betoken ago +ane / -0

If they actually did this, there would be people who would want to holiday on the Eastward Atlantic Ocean.

Before yous dubiety this, recollect at that place are people who think Alaska is off the coast of United mexican states. I've met one in real life.

– Bacall i point agone +ane / -0

Lol !

– magafren 1 betoken ago +i / -0

BOOM CANCELLED

– Monzie 1 indicate agone +1 / -0

I mean this is what Graham and Hannity would be ok with, and John McCain'due south ghost.

Silly Christopher Columbus! He could take sailed northward and due east to reach the East Indies..

No wonder Columbua went west when the Ottomans shutdown admission to the black Body of water

that's a new interesting way of showing how massive that country is

Lol...well played babylon bee...well played

At that place is notwithstanding russian federation on that map

– deleted 0 points ago +2 / -2

Any real map shows the Us at the eye

– deleted -1 points ago +2 / -3

They did miss the islands n of Japan and half of the French riviera though.